Between 18 and 22 a woman is like Africa ....
! e) P8 o% V6 s; v( d; X# ^2 x Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile
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Between 23 and 30 a woman is like America ....
% M8 H0 p5 `9 ~" J3 P& r/ h$ i Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed# S! G- k( a. i& m; b! {- ]
investors.
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$ D6 i7 f! m! c' ~. l# v Between 31 and 45 a woman is like India...
0 v1 ?/ _5 a4 y& E9 i4 Q1 Y7 |) o Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.& B( a) v% t x& T2 i
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Between 46 and 55 a woman is like France ...." f' B( W& h& I' ]0 `
Gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer4 K0 C& c2 \! h: w7 y4 `: `
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Between 56 and 60 she is like Yugoslavia .....
7 Y6 M. ~. P* ^4 @8 I, E' n Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes, and in need of massive) V7 g9 e4 |1 P0 n% H
reconstruction.
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# C) K7 U1 M! ~3 G/ Z$ Z( P Between 61 and 70, she is like Russia ....! J/ p8 m# I! l7 {9 {" z8 h
Wide and unpatrolled borders, with a frigid climate that keeps
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/ V- p& @& q! J" A% i2 O Between 70 and 80, a woman is like Mongolia ...... E8 e# e3 K2 f3 d) h
A long, glorious and all-conquering past, but not much of a, O/ G# u9 S$ s& p' l( o
future.7 w: a$ j. ]' \" i
" E b/ P3 c' o5 L+ I& z# J From 80 on, a woman is like Afghanistan .
% A7 L9 O* i* I, s6 f Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
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Between 15 and 80 a man is like Iraq.......
$ T( k- { P5 U3 A7 z9 J Ruled by a dick
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