开心一笑。

哥顿国际英语

1)TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
; w3 m3 r" I: a7 q/ yTom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
DID YOUR DAD...
9 o5 a3 J% r9 a1 k' {2)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
0 E. ]' N% H0 y9 {. c  z  mand Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
: _$ V/ T; K; n& @8 T吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
/ j8 k5 w: O: n9 \) I8 z$ O) |$ p附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
9 t7 k# @! P( b- R% r0 G" N3)Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
! Q9 S# \) Y2 @' Q- Qand Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
9 H) l6 R  h8 v$ G7 E汤姆对着吉姆骂道:"我受不了你这个苯蛋了!"
吉姆说:"你妈妈能!"
附:bear 有两重意思:"生"和"忍受"这个笑话正是根据这点.
5 D# ?0 H( P  {; p4 E( c9 s4)A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."
5)Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches.When Tommy came back,mother asked him,”Did you buy a good box of matches?”
“Yes,Mum.”Tommy replied,”I have tried them all.”
一盒小火柴
妈妈让汤米去马路对面的商店里买一盒好用的火柴。汤米回来后，妈妈问他，“你买的是好用的火柴吗？”
“是的，妈妈。”汤米回答，“我把它们都试过了。”
1 \+ u* ?1 r0 g$ e- P+ u6 Y6)Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
9 e$ k+ S8 E" j* _+ _开车
) L3 A* `1 M+ \0 P父亲：哎呀，我刚才违规右转弯了。
' `) R' E  J0 u3 i6 W, p苏西：没事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也这么转了。
7)Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”
“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.
$ F. ]1 f( e+ s+ C# i$ n9 M“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”
“She is the one who sells the candy.”
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
) ?: p9 z- N7 M! `“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
! G  D5 |5 B; Q. {4 V“我给了一个可怜的老太婆。”他回答说。“你真是一个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说. “再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
2 a& L! `8 B( |4 a  {! J' K“她是个卖糖果的。”
9 T. Z/ T3 m+ L# K( B# R- ~8)Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
8 X  k$ m+ M) ]: {7 x4 d“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
& ~' X; c3 ^6 d- s1 B“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
他的耳朵在我的衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？”
“一个男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。
0 O' d/ i  P  J“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的耳朵还在我的衣兜里。”
# _' Z) F  L* p  U9)Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
8 r! h8 I. Q9 L* Q- ?2 g+ j3 SStudent: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
7 V& O* I: w/ ^9 g8 RTeacher: Please tell us.
) b( N) W8 v, fStudent: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

4 V3 a) B2 i0 b0 C, b0 y两只鸟
1 a; s- h& b( v8 Q8 M9 S) G老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？
  ]2 h4 U, z+ [  O学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。
老师：请说说看。
学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

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