不同年龄剩女择偶标准

杭州泰弗尔英语

"What do you want in a Man?" or "What do you want in a girl?" is often the question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner.When you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age, you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit.... The following joke is absolutely hilarious yet brutally true.
        　　"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高,但是随着年纪的增长,不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。下面的这个笑话虽然幽默但非常真实。
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0 U: s1 P- N- o4 e$ f        Age 22 - 22岁时
        What I Want in a Man - Original List
2 @5 t5 m/ X5 O! I0 Q5 I7 X  S        1.Handsome
6 q2 B3 }; D4 C4 m8 ]% i        2. Charming
        3. Financially successful
        4. A caring listener
        5. Witty
        6. In good shape
        7. Dresses with style
2 Y" a( x/ i6 x7 Z# k        8. Appreciates finer things
" E! {0 o6 Q  q- [- B        9. Full of thoughtful surprises
        10. An imaginative, romantic lover.
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, F# k* K2 C. a        我理想的男友标准 - 原版
        1. 英俊
        2.有魅力
6 C" T( M1 @4 m+ \/ D9 ?        3.有经济实力
        4.善于倾听
0 \* j8 ], w& R- }        5.机智
        6.良好的外形
        7.衣着有品味
        8.欣赏美好事物
        9.充满惊喜
$ q5 I6 A7 d) x& e/ u% m1 U1 f' N        10.富有想象力的浪漫情人
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        Age 32 - 32岁时
& D5 d2 F+ X. w# x' s6 Q        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
        2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
        3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
% D1 m+ f4 g# q  p$ X        4. Listens more than talks
, P& n  l! T3 C1 Y6 ~0 v        5. Laughs at my jokes
4 v! v9 U3 j3 P0 e$ g0 R/ F        6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
        7. Owns at least one tie
7 j5 c2 ]$ V# e9 o        8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
' b7 s4 T% p7 Z3 N3 T9 t, _        9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
        10. Seeks romance at least once a week.
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( x2 |, M0 y# L% Z6 {! s    我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
: ?( B1 d- Q. X6 B; F        1.五官端正(有头发者优先)
        2.上车帮我开车门,入座帮我拉椅子
        3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐
        4.少说多听
  i! u- ]8 K! G5 k: A        5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑
, G. j! }( T' L, e  a1 R        6.逛街的时候帮我拎包
        7.至少有一条领带
5 M5 f3 b: v! I$ @        8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐
        9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日
        10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会

' W+ z0 p5 U% O, F9 x: L) S        Age 42 - 42岁时
6 z, ^9 I9 r* g. Q, L9 T1 `        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
8 Z- m! a3 O: S9 b! ]" N        1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
1 d2 G; |/ I! m+ s+ j# ~$ i        2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
+ V9 K5 N$ {2 b, Q, b        3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
0 {) A& q  B1 P        4. Nods head when I'm talking
& P  X6 F3 }( Z6 f        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6 |6 o* {. Z* |# A. H4 E        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
3 J* H2 C) C8 U6 e. a        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
  e4 @# y- l- y. P        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
" j, N2 T$ n# x  M4 D        10. Shaves most weekends.

  我理想的男友标准 - 修订版
        1.不太丑(谢顶也可)
6 e! d& t: s: t! f( X! ~* Z& B        2.我上车后才开车
        3.工作稳定-偶尔外出吃饭
        4.我说话的时候点头
        5.通常记得笑话中的妙语
        6.有足够的力气搬家具
/ L  e# [" a; @# Z  U+ E6 g        7.没有啤酒肚
        8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟
, E  I5 ^, Z* s9 Q$ Q( W0 k        9.记得放下马桶座圈
5 p% x( o7 @2 E' \6 r- t        10.大多数周末会刮胡子

        Age 52 - 52岁时
/ }# ?3 z6 [# Z3 l$ O  F0 X' J, T        What I Want in a Man - Revised List
        1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
7 ~+ o. q: A" ?9 C0 L; z        2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
( l+ q) ]% P* _4 m5 G3 Y        3. Doesn't borrow money too often
        4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
& x1 X1 }0 H' Z. D: V# f! s$ G        5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
        6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
        7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
        8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
        9. Remembers my name on occasion
        10. Shaves some weekends.

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% y) c; `8 C. o/ y7 S- S* n        1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁
        2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒
  ]6 E. K7 u& T. K        3.向别人借钱不要太频繁
3 ?# U1 ^: J0 l. R3 E        4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着
        5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话
        6.周末不要一直赖在床上
        7.常换内衣裤,袜子要成对
        8.欣赏电视晚餐
        9.必要时记得我的名字
* t& Z9 H- \4 E, i  n9 T; V( v        10.有时周末会刮胡子
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        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
        1. Doesn't scare small children
* R9 n8 M- P& K( m( S        2. Remembers where bathroom is
        3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
        4. Only snores lightly when asleep
        5. Remembers why he's laughing
3 `+ p& h( j& |' d; |3 x        6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
0 V+ H  l0 K  l% q2 G3 h8 [; S9 ^        7. Usually wears clothes
        8. Likes soft foods
        9. Remembers where he left his teeth
- M4 Q) B  a% p$ X        10. Remembers that it's the weekend.
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    我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.不要吓唬小孩子
2 I7 P( o: ]7 N0 D8 y        2.记得浴室在哪
        3.不需要太多钱生活
" u4 F8 a% m1 `8 ], p        4.睡着的时候鼾声较小
8 S1 v; V% F& ^9 ~( `2 `* D        5.记得自己为何大笑
3 [& d3 W8 C1 ^8 Q        6. 行动自如
1 C' W- ~; Z9 Y# W' }        7.通常穿着衣服
# x6 J, @7 x' v        8.喜欢软的食物
, _% {  b- ~# \, ]8 W6 N2 A# z& G' L        9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了
! R; K' e# \) {, R* q5 U! Z        10.记得哪天是周末

* ~# ^  Y) c) Z! E& z% q: o        Age 72 - 72岁时
        What I Want in a Man-Revised List
5 s, \( H7 _1 z1 j5 F1 V4 T& j        1. Breathing
        2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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( [' }4 j/ D8 q! V3 o        我理想的男友标准-修订版
        1.活的
        2.能找到卫生间