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有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他：
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‘你犯了什么罪？’犯人说：‘因为我在新年时，
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太早去采购了。’法官说：‘这不是罪呀！
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可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？’) y7 T- t+ K0 v& s+ M
+ p# p' o( a# F3 [- W! F, ?+ ~他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。) G* D7 q( P) I. [1 Z o. J. e
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Early Big Shopping
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5 R8 z$ i6 H; y" p1 {- ]; ^8 d' PAn offender was brought to trial before a judge.
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The judge asked him, "What is the crime you1 G6 ^- D* _/ _ M" U9 O
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have committed?" The offender said, "I went( y( L7 x: u5 {/ U
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The judge said, "This is not a crime!
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Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how; J5 Q: c7 _3 Y8 Z/ D. K; ]
a7 r; |3 O$ k8 E& g- Pearly did you go shopping?" a0 }4 e; C1 v7 a% Q. v
% C; e5 D2 p% }" c uHe answered, "The shop was not yet- j. U/ G/ t) f5 F- p7 L D
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