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1.这是为什么呢? ( B' b# A1 A, ~3 z9 v8 p8 w( E
) q" b* V( v( F2 B- v$ g+ Y" E/ l& r谷歌版:This is why? ! }/ w* w9 ?2 [4 H+ F7 t6 n1 Y
山寨版:This is why what?
% f& h, c( w- c: z6 s% J- {学院版:Why is this? , R$ e+ n) D* h) f( f
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2.准备好了么? Music! 1 R& M; K& j. M6 P3 @
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谷歌版:Ready for it? Music!
8 F, G2 N6 l/ S; e) d* A8 p山寨版:Ready well le-ma?谬贼! 3 h \+ G2 L6 V" K X
学院版:Are you ready?音乐! x' R0 G) E* }* X" g1 n( s7 g
% H) j1 K8 D/ K- |) I& U- r3 O3.我只是一个普通的二人转演员。 - F" ^5 o6 @, j+ G; M0 ?: D
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谷歌版:I am just an ordinary actor二人转.
9 Y+ o" P, v- s/ I( K, X山寨版:I only am one ordinary errenzhuan play boy.
4 n+ G, l% R$ |1 M j* j2 t) h学院版:I am just an ordinary actor of “two person act”. / a, K; N, P! {9 T) }6 n7 E) e
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4.不要-不要-停-不要停,pia、pia地。
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0 d4 ~) P9 h: G) D: v谷歌版:Not to stop —not to not to stop, pia,pia to. ( l! y/ c0 ]2 P7 ]; U. c
山寨版:No want-no want-stop-no want stop,屁啊、屁啊滴. $ |4 j# L* U, ]+ s) w7 H U' }& M
学院版:Don’t, don’t…stop, don’t stop,啪啪地.
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+ R4 d. t4 P; c6 b& Z5.我的中文名叫小沈阳,我的英文名叫Xiao Shenyang ! / w- K7 w* R' v( x) a: R k7 k
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谷歌版:I called the Chinese Small Shenyang, my English is called Xiao Shenyang! 0 K7 q# |2 V8 Y2 f/ i
山寨版:My Chinese name called little shen sun, my English name called 肖—申—样儿! % j% a3 H' V- V' R
学院版:My Chinese name is 小沈阳, my English name is Xiao Shenyang 2 ^" S4 Z' F1 y9 E
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6.走别人的路,让别人无路可走!
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谷歌版:Take someone else’s road, to let others no way!
) ]( n- U- W5 ?7 s1 y0 c山寨版:Walk other man’s road, allow other man no way can go!
- l: x4 q/ h- a1 T学院版:Follow others’ footprint, leave them no way to go.
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7.我自己能做到的事,从来不麻烦别人
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8 W* m$ Y5 \2 r/ x7 n& P) K谷歌版:I myself can do things other people never Troublesome
2 B( `% o, ~% P' l S* d山寨版:I myself can do come thing, never no bother others.
7 a% p3 K- j/ z1 |# q# t/ D+ Y学院版:Whenever I can deliver myself, I never bother others. ( C. c, O; @5 L; F3 w) E
9 J* T* d+ U V8.我也是有身份证的人。 $ q) Q% S# F8 K+ k
& |( m6 Q* |7 T谷歌版:Me too have the ID card people. 7 [2 z% N) A7 c9 m- q* x: t
山寨版:I also am have body card people.
, r$ D5 O% z' S) L学院版:I am also somebody with an ID card.
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9 O6 G8 u* S* E6 G7 c9.世界是我们的,也是儿子们的,但最终是那帮孙子们的。 - E6 y( A& S E( W3 {1 Z
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谷歌版:The world are U.S., but also sons, but the band are finally grandchildren’s.(谷歌翻译太雷人,居然把“我们”翻译为“U.S.”,跟金山快译有一拼了) 0 ~8 F, |/ t J- G! d# ^% f& K
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山寨版:The world is ours, too is sons, but final end is that group of grandsons. # V/ B2 l% {. S! m: s
学院版:The world belongs to us, but also to our children, but eventually will belong to our grandchildren. ( A3 l3 S6 q7 V9 x* T) Y* k2 g
+ p+ C; P. N' e& {: q10.你都不理我,那我成狗不理了!
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谷歌版:You ignore me, then ignore me into a dog!
; o* e" O7 |: M( X3 J0 I山寨版:You all no care me, that I become dog no care! ! `" V; {+ |5 \# ?1 k7 r
学院版:Even you you don’t care me, then I would become Go- Believe! |
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