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Vieri

go and look!
# i. A3 z8 p2 W; W: U　　 走着瞧
　　 good good study,day day up!
; R! o2 h8 s( D6 w　　 好好学习,天天向上!
9 v5 W8 ^& p. O7 ?2 S8 \: K　　 horse horse tiger tiger
　　 马马虎虎
/ n5 ]: U$ w, E: E       no three no four
, Q0 @0 z- ?- \$ s8 B1 f, ]) |　　 （不三不四）
$ x9 {: o: {+ |7 U) ~& I6 O  e. F7 ?　　　　people mountain people sea.
　　 (人山人海）
　　　　Long time no see
9 m' \3 G% w  e1 ^) N) g　　 (好久不见)
, Y- c! e) f0 N. U/ ?2 m+ u5 `　　　　Power line
" `- U" G3 s9 E0 ]　　 （电源线）
　　　　morning three night four
; W9 W1 h4 i0 e$ O8 s0 g　　 （朝三暮四）
& e& |6 }% |: \, b9 x3 f: f　　　　Want money no,Want life one!
　　 （要钱不给，要命有一条！）
5 }2 c1 a7 Z8 `9 @3 A8 N$ N' L　　　　money or life？
  Z( M. X% A+ r0 I2 q. n　　 （要钱还是要命？）
: Y# t1 X$ L# [$ f3 L2 ~2 f　　　　wang eight eggs
　　 王八蛋
　　　　wang old five
) k# @4 N7 n3 P6 t/ d& n　　 王老五
　　　　ten three point
, _% w2 r# ^; B　　 十三点
4 f0 Y0 C% l4 n1 `- m" ~3 e　　　　no care three seven two ten one
8 A- @7 ?" Y- D! \7 _　　 不管三七二十一
　　 　Play a big knife before GuanGong
7 v  m+ A9 M7 W+ N& S' O　　 （关公面前耍大刀）
, P3 I8 r( [' u2 }4 U. E$ a) j( z　　　　Play an ax before LuBan
; A7 G( Q  G$ u3 u" q　　 （班门弄斧）
8 {" D: ]/ h. R/ t' Q3 J　　　　We are brothers,who and who ah!
# a% @" P4 C3 d　　 （咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊！）
, f5 ~; e. V: M+ l' x　　　　
6 p6 }4 Y7 M, E. V  P: I　　　　You ask me, I ask who
　　 （你问我，我去问谁？）
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　　以下是最经典的一句：　
　　　I’ll give you some color to see see（我要给你点颜色看看）
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/ s( ^) |* p$ A* s/ ]      design chance
　　低三下四
　　dance shopping
　　东施效颦
# M1 s% S% C( x& C　　changing warmer
　　千军万马
　　while in well show
+ f6 o3 U* Q8 c1 ^' m　　万恶淫为首
　　more ming cheer miaow
　　莫名其妙
% j9 r  l4 \1 Y  B; u4 Y" C# x　　more lick toe
5 R4 H0 {3 k. E' n- t* R　　无厘头
　　Go High f*** Try
　　恭喜发财
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挪鸡鸭

学一下也8错

雞腿蛙

horse horse tiger tiger
7 k0 }( J5 g' Q* \  ?　　 马马虎虎。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。这个好象是真的啊。。上面其他的是不是真的啊？？

寻找鱼的水

典型的中国英语啊

心似琉璃

以下是引用Vieri在2004-5-4 10:36:58的发言：
　　
　　以下是最经典的一句：　
　　　I’ll give you some color to see see（我要给你点颜色看看）
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) w6 @! f# d) [" U1 R' aSomeone told me the chinglish saying :If you again old three old four ,I will give you some colour to see see
如果你再老三老四，我就给你点颜色看看。

<>搞笑</P><>more ming cheer miaow
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yfxhao

<>误导还是菜鸟</P>

风吹沙地

我们初中时也拿这些话开玩笑

westlife

呵呵。what funny！！

照水红蕖

呵呵，有意思的！！

携手游人间

<>shame.....</P>

muppetcity

Source:以下出自
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http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/~myl/languagelog/archives/005195.html
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In a guest post at Language Log, Sinologist Victor Mair uncovers the source of many of the humorous Chinglish signs that can be found across the country.

Tracking down a forum post from 2003, Mair blames blind application of machine translators—in particular, outdated editions of Kingsoft's QuickTrans software—for rendering 干 ("dry" or "to do") as "fu*k". The latest editions of the software eliminate the profanity.
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2 d( s" N5 N  pYour correspondent happens to have a CD of QuickTrans 2002. Here's a screenshot of some dubious translations:



9 _& ~! r- o4 z! DThe translations ought to be "What do you want to do?" "dry goods," "dried shrimp fried with cabbage," "ginger ale," and "true understanding and effort."

The last line in the above image is from the title of an academic paper that was published in 2003 in the Economic Administrative Cadre Academy Bulletin of Gansu Province (see ESWN for more).
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7 j2 A+ o! v+ ~& g$ e- U* [019] A Solid fu*k (12/08/2007) (KDnet) In issue 2, volume 16, June 2003 of the Kansu province Economic Administrative Cadre Academy Bulletin, there appeared an essay titled <开拓进取，真抓实干，不断开创西部大开发的新局面>. The author Song Chaosu is the Kansu provincial party secretary and the chairman of the Kansu provincial people's congress standing committee.
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In the database, the title of the article was translated into English as: Expand Enterprising and Really Grasp Solid fu*k and Continuously Expand and Great the New Situation of Buildings of Western Region.

! v4 E+ |5 Z3 WIf there is a "solid fu*k," it is the translation job. A more appropriate translation is: Develop and Forge Ahead with True Understanding and Effort in order to Continuously Create New Situations to Open Up the Western Region."