[转帖]How did I come into this world?（我是怎麼來到這世界的？）

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Monday morning....need double espresso, and a joke to start with... ) {; F* N% `1 ?1 Z
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡，一個有趣的對話發生了...
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"Daddy? How did I come into this world?" - ^4 A# B% C5 y6 v3 ~6 |# y; e
「爹地，我是怎麼來到這世界的？」

  "Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you  anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會讓你知道的。」

   "So why not today? Please!" . a, O( T# Z9 o/ ~
「拜託！為什麼今天不行？」

  "OK, but listen carefully." . c7 H/ `; k: y8 h3 y
「好吧，你仔細聽著！」 4 n: d: H& V9 H* ], s1 y7 `) k. @

  "Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.
「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識， - ?$ b$ x5 v; W5 T3 h m8 _' |7 z

  In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected  to mom. % U e) \ o! F' c0 B5 X
並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結，

  Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.
那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料，

  When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. 4 u' z. W4 P8 B7 j9 Q( K4 d
當我完成上傳時，我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆， ; W- @$ { G2 ?$ X) m1 b, h- _

  Since it was too late to cancel or delete,
因此，想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚，

   nine months later we ended up with a virus."
就這樣，九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」 ; g# A( P7 G4 |

 

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