Miss universe's last question~~~so funny

czy

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
2 z! u2 ]0 O/ U6 l# p/ v" p- Fgentlemen.

Question: How can you say so?
; i/ N0 [: ~% S5 cMs America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
; W. ~. {% R) [& n5 tMs Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or
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Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
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" t2 Z8 Y# k$ n/ RQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
% O' ?, |7 {: b& _7 j9 oMs Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
2 F- m5 Y) ]+ U$ Z3 o( |* N7 J(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
5 \' x1 y' `$ bQuestion: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
7 N2 P: R2 {+ B) {: m* i9 rQuestion: How can you say so?
. }' B+ K5 |- g' V, M, \# LMs Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.

  T: J6 b' q$ C: h/ I- L# Z. T, E(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
$ m4 H% R6 e5 R9 _% E9 W: T! J  ?Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?

Ms India: Because it works day and night......
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
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8 z7 @+ L* h% H+ @" TQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
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0 A/ F" ~& B+ T0 o0 U- `4 wQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
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# ^; E  |- }& W: S8 d2 S6 z4 P4 CMs Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu
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) [, F7 @2 S* R- k% p2 mQuestion: How can you say so?
, M  B1 o) G/ i5 C0 |Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
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show is over.
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Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
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; N$ u  Q9 N* V2 y# Z( K+ F% A- h" eQuestion: How can you say so?
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
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czy

仔细读读看
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czy

这么好的东西怎么没人回啊~~~